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  • gconmymind
    09-29 02:06 PM
    My wife had her 485 FP on Friday. We had filed her 485 last month, mine was filed last July. Both our 485s have soft LUD on 9/26, 9/27 and 9/29. No status update. Should I read anything into it??




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  • sina
    04-16 08:47 AM
    I am also planning on changing location from one state to another but the job is still with the same company (just moving to a different branch). My lawyer said it will not affect my GC but I have to get a new LCA for my H1. I still do not understand how this will not affect my GC (I have a approved 140 and waiting to file 485). Is there a way this is possible like if the labor is filed from the corporate office and has nothing do with branch locations?
    I just want to make sure it is safe before I move.

    Any help is appreciated.




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  • rsayed
    04-27 06:52 PM
    Hagel Introduces Legislation to Deal with Illegal Immigrants Living in the U.S.

    A new Senate Bill has been introduced.

    U.S. Senator Chuck Hagel (R-NE) has introduced �The Immigrant Accountability Act of 2007.� The legislation would create a merit-based point system to deal with those living in the country illegally. Those who receive enough points would be put on a pathway to earn citizenship after 13 years. Under Hagel�s bill, no person here illegally would be able to jump in line ahead of someone who has applied for citizenship legally.

    So, on the Illegal side we have:

    Senate Bill: Hagel with The Immigrant Accountability Act of 2007
    House Bill: Flake with the STRIVE

    On the Legal and High-Tech side we have:

    Senate Bill: Cornyn with SKIL Bill
    House Bill: Shadegg with SKIL Bill

    Senate Discussion: Last two weeks of May 2007.

    Let the engines start.

    ...ANOTHER Bill?????? I guess this HAS to be the year with the MOST number of Bills being introduced in House/Senate - Now, it's getting confusing. Which one do we root for? Which one do we ignore???

    Jab upar wala detha hai, tho chappar phaar ke detha hai!
    (Loose translation in English - When it rains, it pours!!!)




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  • jonty_11
    01-15 01:49 PM
    ielts.org refers you to els.edu....
    els.edu has a locationin my State/city. However, that location is not listed in the ielts.org website. I am trying to get in touch with my local els.edu office, but does anyone know if all els.edu offices (locations) can conduct this English Test for Canadian Immigration??



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  • gcfriend65
    12-07 02:47 PM
    Its ok to take online classes as long as you are on your h-1.

    Yes.
    I think you can take classes (online or even regular in-class) as long as you maintian your primary H1B status - i.e. continue to work with the employer on the specified job/number of hours etc.

    (note: I am not a lawyer)




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  • kumar1305
    02-24 01:57 PM
    I think that's what is happening. Few of the people already mentioned that they got the extension for the project period mentioned.
    I do not personally know any one, this is all what I read or heard.



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  • kumar1
    08-01 01:09 PM
    Is it just your imagination or did you base this on any source.

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  • reddymjm
    05-01 10:01 AM
    I had applied for labour in 2001 and also applied for i 140 and i 485 in 2002 .My h1 had exausted 7 years and since my i 94 was becoming in valid i was suggested by my lawyer to either stay here in usa without job and wait till i get the reciept notice and ead from uscis .Since financially my situation was very tight with a baby on the way .i decided to leave for india .Now i am here again since last 4 years .When i was in india i asked my lawyer if we can do any thing like counsalar processing etc (here in this case i had paid huge amount to the lawyer,i was paying for my gc process ).the lawyer told me that nothing can be done as he has withdrawn the i 140 .
    Now after 2 years i came (or had to come back) to usa .my new employer started the ggc process this year .Since i needed full information of my previous process to complete the forms i contacted old lawyer .he send me the papers and i was so shocked to see that they did not withdraw any thing my i 140 was approved 4 months after i left and my fingerprinting is due since 2002 .I just wish my lawyer had told me the truth .we could have cp or come back .
    it took a day for me to overcome the frustration of what had happened .
    and now my major concern is 1.that with one case pending ,i dont know how it is going to effect the new case
    2.is there any thing i can do to reopen my old case .


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    Good Luck.



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  • enggr
    10-02 09:47 AM
    Dear Friends/attorneys,
    Is it possible to request an EB2 to EB3 conversion after a I-140 RFE? I kindly request you all to help me.

    I finished my 4-year engineering course in year 2000 and started working with the company which I got recruited. My degree has year 2002 due to the last supplementary exam. My attorney put the graduation as year 2000 and counted 5 years of experience from there (Because my degree has 2 dates on it). INS is counting only 3.5 y ears of experience after degree completion.

    I think the only way I can survive this RFE is to request for an approval under EB3 category. The unlucky part is I didn't get that as an option in the RFE itself (which many people got).
    The paper ad as well as labor certification is not specific about "progressive experience" or experience after degree completion. The ad just says Bachelors degree with 5 years of experience.
    Please advice me how to respond to this RFE in a safe manner.
    This is what the paper ad says "F/T MS Degree or equivalent in Engineering field OR BS Degree or equivalent with five years ex "

    EB2 PERM : Aug 2006.
    EB2 I-140 (REG) : Nov 2006.
    EB2 I-485/ EAD : July 2007.
    EB2 I-140 RFE received : Sep 2007.

    RFE
    ---------------------------------------
    "Please submit evidence which establishes that the beneficiary had at least five years of experience as a software engineer after receiving his bachelor's degree but prior to August XX, 2006. Since your evidence does not indicate that the beneficiary received his bachelor's degree until 2002, this does not appear possible.
    If the beneficiary received a degree prior to 2002, please submit a copy of that degree."
    ---------------------------------------




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  • Vsach
    07-01 12:50 PM
    Dear ALL,

    Please share the insights, my son will start applying soon.

    Thanks



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  • eb3retro
    09-22 07:41 PM
    For some reason, I feel that this is just the beginning. Hope I am wrong..




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  • go_guy123
    05-24 12:43 PM
    People do not earn Ph.D. for money. A Ph.D. gives you prestige and you literally stand tall in the crowd for the rest of your life. People call you 'Dr.', which has more value than anything. Most importantly faculties NEVER lose their jobs once they are tenured......NEVER. There is NOTHING in this universe that can fire a Professor (excepting criminal offenses, academic dishonesty etc.). They never fear that their employer will ill treat them, not pay them, yale at them etc. etc. It takes years of blood and sweat (and intelligence) to earn a Ph.D. Society treats them with reputation and not no mention they live a peaceful life (professionally) throughout their lives.


    Yes true ....its not easy to get into the ivory tower of tenured prof.
    Most phds dont make into that. Mainly phds from top schools make into the ivory tower that you are describing.
    Perhaps you are working in univ as faculty due to your phd...good for you....but all dont work as prof.



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  • kaisersose
    08-01 01:29 PM
    But dont you guys expect improvement after all this fiasco ?
    Do you not agree that INS will learn some lessons from this ?

    They certainly have. We will not see dates becoming C ever again.

    They may also come up with a new system where the DOS bulletin is only for USCIS use and we will file 485s based on another bulletin released by USCIS, which will be a more accurate reflection of what is happening inside USCIS.




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  • chalamurariusa
    04-28 11:43 AM
    I have been trying to find out about this document mailed mystery.

    We applied for our GC in aug 2007. Recd a RFE for I 693 Skin test for TB on april 16th 2009. We still hv to reply to the RFE.My elder son is over 21 and is on AOS and today on the online status we saw a message.

    Application Type: I485, APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

    Current Status: Document mailed to applicant.

    On April 22, 2009 we mailed the document to the address we have on file. You should receive the new document within 30 days. If you do not, or if you move before you get it, call customer service.

    He too had recd the RFE for TB skin test. We are really worried as to what cld this mean. Has anyone ever recd a message like this. Please someone advise as to what it cld be



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  • s_r_e_e
    01-23 11:03 AM
    H1 stamping on passport doesnt matter. copy of H1 approval + I94 and employment letter will be fine.

    >> Will there be any problem in visa approval for parents

    this is million $$ q :) .. it depends on several factors,including the mood of the officer, other than documents.

    But one of the most important thing i learned(my parents got rejected even with plenty of valid docs) is that, how the parents 'express' their indent to return is very very important.

    it is like the job interviews here, there will be one or 2 questions.. You got to tell all that would sell you, regardless the scope of the Q..

    Same for this interview.. For eg, they have 2cr worth investments and 5 laks pension and old parents leaving with them and a son/daughter to get married and so and so things to take care backhome... think of every possible thing that require them to be in india. any documents to support these claims may come handy.. but not to worry if not available.

    nothing to worry, but preparing for this will defenitly help.. wish all the best for them to get visa.




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  • MerciesOfInjustices
    02-22 09:59 PM
    Pardon my ignorance, but what is PBEC exactly and what are the issues regarding it? Something to do with Labor backlogs?



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  • gc_check
    07-12 05:51 AM
    Our lawyer Company has decided to file the AOS application in July

    I work for a big 5 Software company & our lawyer Littler Global had taken a stand on July that they will not file our AOS application after the June VB was revoked/amended on July 2nd.

    Surprisingly , today we have received a mail from them that that keeping in view our best interest they have decided to file our AOS case in July regardless of CIS receipting them.

    Wanted to share this information as it may be helpful for you folks too ...

    Vivek

    Looks like most of the Attorney's who told, they will not file after the July 2nd revision of VB, are now planning to file anyway. Think the decission could have influenced after the Tuesday's Aila Conf. Call. My Attorney finally gave updates that they would have all the 485's completed and ready to go while monitoring the situation and action of AILA/USCIS and will file if is of the best interest to the applicant. Also, the reason they are holding back now is also, what if, USCIS neither receipts nor rejects the applications and hold them and argue they cannot take an action as the cases are subject to litigation.... then it could be even worse.... Any thoughts on this...Folks share your communication with your attorney's if any details worth sharing.




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  • wellwishergc
    07-14 08:49 AM
    The pressure will be for H1B provisions. I am not sure, if anyone else, except for us who are caught up in retrogression, cares for GC provisions.

    what it means is - we need to work harder, utilize lobbying pressure to get all the current provisions in the SKIL Bill cleared.

    this probably the best info out there. There is industry pressure, bi partisan support, approval from the senate. just a matter of time.




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  • justin150377
    06-22 09:27 AM
    any advice?




    sb15
    01-31 04:43 PM
    Please let me know whether my I-140 will be approved under EB3.I have 3 year bachelors degree(Maths) from India and 2yr diploma from Aptech. Your suggestions will be highly appreciated


    Column 14
    Education

    Grade School : 8 years
    High School : 4 years
    College : 4 years

    College Degree(Required) : Bachelor's Degree
    Major Fied of Study : Computer Science*

    Column 15

    Travel and/or relocation required

    *compluter Applications, Computer Information Systems, Electrical, Mechanical, Mathematcis, Physics or its foriegn Education Equivalent. Will accept any suitable combination of Education , training or expeirence in lieu of stated requirements.

    You are fine my friend if you applied in EB3. In EB3 you can apply as skilled worker or professional, if you applied as skilled worker you will get the approval for sure. If you applied as professional you may need to get education evaluation done, ofcourse you can combine your degrees to make equivalent to US bachelors as your labor allows it.

    If your application is in texas, they will not reject based on education for sure( i don't know about your company financial status) they are very liberal. If your application is in Nebraska they may send RFE for education evaulation (if you didnt submit it with your application).

    On the whole don't worry about education column as your labor gives the flexibity of combining the degrees, you will get approval for sure if your company financial status is good.

    Hope this information helps..
    Thanks
    SB




    hopelessGC
    04-20 10:34 AM
    Hi Guys,

    I got the good news to share every one. got the approval . its wonderful

    This one is playing a joke...but if it is indeed true then it is a MIRACLE :confused:



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